Saturday, September 11, 2010

Lamb: The gospel according to Biff, Christ's childhood pal. (loljesus)

Sweet, delicious blasphemy...
  Christopher Moore has given the world a panoply of funny books, with antics ranging from a sea monster fucking a gasoline tanker to a giant vampire cat that rapes anything that moves. ...anything.  I've read them all, and I'm sure that I'll review them as time goes by, but today we're looking at a sweet little book called Lamb.

  The premise is simple enough; Biff,  Jesus' bumbling buddy is resurrected and locked in a hotel in modern day New York by an angel (who happens to be a huge fuck up as far as angels are concerned) and forced to write his account of the life of Christ. Throughout the story, you get brought back to the hotel where some serious Jack Lemon Walter Mathau shit keeps happening. Lulz ensue.

  Now, did you know that the Son of God was a Kung Fu master that trained in the shaolin temples for years? Well fuck your shit cos that's what happened. Did you know that Mary Magdalin was hot in the panties for ol' Jesus and tried to fuck him on more than one occasion? Well you do now. Did you know that watching your best friend fucking a hooker can keep you free of sin? It can, and it did!. And that whole "water into wine" thing? Great fun at parties.

  Honestly, if you have a funny bone, this book will tickle it.

  ...also, Biff spends his most of his life trying to fuck Mary, Jesus' mom and getting the shit beat out of him by Jesus.


   And now, by request, a Turkish Bath house. You're welcome.
Errybody gettin raped!
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45 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    strange!

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  2. Silly Old BumSeptember 11, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    who requested that pic?..weirdo

    <3
    Sillyoldbum

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  3. highlyDangerousSeptember 11, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    lmao you listened!

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  4. LemmiwinksSeptember 11, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    Happy 9/11!

    Following and supporting!

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  5. Silly Old BumSeptember 11, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Your book review is important to me.
    Just let you know.

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  6. dhgdsfghSeptember 11, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    these fine individuals show no sign of homosexuality, not that anything is wrong with that

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2010 at 12:36 PM

    I'll probably don't read this one, I don't really like books making fun of religious things.

    But keep up the good work, I enjoy reading you!

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  8. pizzaforcatsSeptember 11, 2010 at 12:38 PM

    I lol'd. I'd read this on a rainy day, for sure.

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  9. John LSeptember 11, 2010 at 12:41 PM

    Lol. Keep it up mate.

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  10. SkyshockSeptember 11, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    hide your kids, hide yo wife

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  11. TrashcanmanSeptember 11, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    Yooooooo
    http://kadams133.blogspot.com/

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  12. Epic FitnessSeptember 11, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    The bathhouse is creepy.

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  13. Lewis ChanSeptember 11, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    Sounds interesting. I might check this author out.

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  14. rockStarSeptember 11, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    very strange!

    supportin! <3

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  15. iminhereforthelulzSeptember 11, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    i'm in your page, givin you a favour! pls return it! :3

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  16. kittySeptember 11, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    wat@turkish bath house

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  17. Silly Old BumSeptember 11, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    so, where is the uncensored version of this pic?

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  18. blasphenomenonSeptember 11, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    that book looks hilarious

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  19. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    It's time to oil up!

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  20. suzychenSeptember 11, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    This book sounds awesome! Never heard anything like that before!

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  21. AnonymousSeptember 11, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    supporting back mate.

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  22. Jimmy VolmerSeptember 11, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    is it wrong to fap to the last pic?

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  23. mickvpSeptember 11, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    lol interesting stuff. Check me out plz :)

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  24. OscarSeptember 11, 2010 at 6:04 PM

    hahah i love this!

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  25. Much Poopies!September 11, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    >=O

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  26. `†he Պen†al Պasochis†September 11, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    I'm all for sacrilegious fun

    http://wordofdodd.blogspot.com/

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  27. Falling DownSeptember 11, 2010 at 8:38 PM

    hahah great stuff, keep it up

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  28. dRockBlockSeptember 11, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    turkisk bath houses look like a crazy party

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  29. problem.questionSeptember 11, 2010 at 8:53 PM

    all have what they're havin.

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  30. skulldragon3200September 11, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    Talking about religion, and then a post of an odd photo. Good way to make people feel awkward now.

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  31. Discerning GentlemanSeptember 11, 2010 at 11:02 PM

    that scene is creepy

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  32. SinleetSeptember 12, 2010 at 12:30 AM

    >pro

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  33. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2010 at 1:23 AM

    looks more like they re frozen

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  34. rockStarSeptember 12, 2010 at 1:39 AM

    thanx man <3

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  35. Always MarvelingSeptember 12, 2010 at 2:30 AM

    Wut? Weird pic but alright :-) Also, may have to look into this book lol slow down I can't keep up with you :-P
    supportin

    http://marvelsofthenow.blogspot.com/

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  36. Silly Old BumSeptember 12, 2010 at 4:24 AM

    i come here today, and they are still bathing, when will they stop?
    i don't know Turkish love to bath that much.

    <3
    Sillyoldbum

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  37. WaltherSeptember 12, 2010 at 4:41 AM

    Showing some support.

    Visit my blog(s) please :)

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  38. Anne on a mouseSeptember 12, 2010 at 5:42 AM

    Thats just a bit odd.
    Support

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  39. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2010 at 6:12 AM

    will support and follo <3

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  40. EdwardPrinceofWalesSeptember 12, 2010 at 7:50 AM

    lol okay

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  41. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2010 at 8:38 AM

    the pic was funny.

    Showing daily love

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  42. GrimsySeptember 12, 2010 at 9:52 AM

    o.O

    http://grim-and-random.blogspot.com/

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  43. REVSeptember 12, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    hahha humor with balls to go where others dont
    i like it

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  44. DrunkenBuddhaSeptember 12, 2010 at 12:19 PM

    HEYYY MCFLYYYYY!!!!!!!

    lol jk.. might have to check this book out.

    soulaccelerant.blogspot.com

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  45. The Anti ShitlordSeptember 12, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    lol I was in a bathhouse like that when I was 8, my mom paid for the massage and I was supposed to give the token to the guy, but I was too scared to go to him and too scared to tell my mother that I was scared. So I stole the token out of the bathhouse and never told anybody.

    http://fasterlaser.blogspot.com/

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