Saturday, September 11, 2010

Lamb: The gospel according to Biff, Christ's childhood pal. (loljesus)

Sweet, delicious blasphemy...
  Christopher Moore has given the world a panoply of funny books, with antics ranging from a sea monster fucking a gasoline tanker to a giant vampire cat that rapes anything that moves. ...anything.  I've read them all, and I'm sure that I'll review them as time goes by, but today we're looking at a sweet little book called Lamb.

  The premise is simple enough; Biff,  Jesus' bumbling buddy is resurrected and locked in a hotel in modern day New York by an angel (who happens to be a huge fuck up as far as angels are concerned) and forced to write his account of the life of Christ. Throughout the story, you get brought back to the hotel where some serious Jack Lemon Walter Mathau shit keeps happening. Lulz ensue.

  Now, did you know that the Son of God was a Kung Fu master that trained in the shaolin temples for years? Well fuck your shit cos that's what happened. Did you know that Mary Magdalin was hot in the panties for ol' Jesus and tried to fuck him on more than one occasion? Well you do now. Did you know that watching your best friend fucking a hooker can keep you free of sin? It can, and it did!. And that whole "water into wine" thing? Great fun at parties.

  Honestly, if you have a funny bone, this book will tickle it.

  ...also, Biff spends his most of his life trying to fuck Mary, Jesus' mom and getting the shit beat out of him by Jesus.


   And now, by request, a Turkish Bath house. You're welcome.
Errybody gettin raped!

46 comments:

  1. who requested that pic?..weirdo

    <3
    Sillyoldbum

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  2. Happy 9/11!

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  3. Your book review is important to me.
    Just let you know.

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  4. these fine individuals show no sign of homosexuality, not that anything is wrong with that

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  5. I'll probably don't read this one, I don't really like books making fun of religious things.

    But keep up the good work, I enjoy reading you!

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  6. I lol'd. I'd read this on a rainy day, for sure.

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  7. Yooooooo
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  8. Sounds interesting. I might check this author out.

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  9. i'm in your page, givin you a favour! pls return it! :3

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  10. so, where is the uncensored version of this pic?

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  11. This book sounds awesome! Never heard anything like that before!

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  12. is it wrong to fap to the last pic?

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  13. lol interesting stuff. Check me out plz :)

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  14. I'm all for sacrilegious fun

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  15. turkisk bath houses look like a crazy party

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  16. Talking about religion, and then a post of an odd photo. Good way to make people feel awkward now.

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  17. looks more like they re frozen

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  18. Wut? Weird pic but alright :-) Also, may have to look into this book lol slow down I can't keep up with you :-P
    supportin

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  19. i come here today, and they are still bathing, when will they stop?
    i don't know Turkish love to bath that much.

    <3
    Sillyoldbum

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  20. Showing some support.

    Visit my blog(s) please :)

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  21. the pic was funny.

    Showing daily love

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  22. o.O

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  23. hahha humor with balls to go where others dont
    i like it

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  24. HEYYY MCFLYYYYY!!!!!!!

    lol jk.. might have to check this book out.

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  25. lol I was in a bathhouse like that when I was 8, my mom paid for the massage and I was supposed to give the token to the guy, but I was too scared to go to him and too scared to tell my mother that I was scared. So I stole the token out of the bathhouse and never told anybody.

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